Something positive.
Some people seem to get irritated that I constantly post topics on where the church has gone wrong. It seems to upset them greatly when their particular denomination or cult leader is painted in a bad light. They always have an issue with the fact that the majority of my posts are negative.
So, to keep these adoring fans happy…. here’s something positive….
I’m positive that you won’t hear this type of preaching in a Free P, Reformed P, Normal P, Baptist, Whitewash etc. church in Ulster.
You can download the full sermon at Sermon Audio under ‘So Great a Salvation’ by Paris Reidhead.
Apologies again for the images and music… not much I can do about it.
Whitewashing…
What links these three men?
‘Senior Pastor’ James McConnell of Whitewash Cosmopolitan Tabernacle.
Gordon Brown, self-appointed, lifetime prime minister of the UK.
President Ahamohammedindinaehajadadjajajada of the Free people of Iran.
Answers on a postcard! (Hint: Brown and Ahmadinejad have both been in the news recently for the same thing!)
Fair fa’ ye!
Why couldn’t Pope Paisley or Peter Robinson do the same?
Why couldn’t Pope Paisley or Peter Robinson do the same as THIS man?
It seems the new mayor of Doncaster, despite only being a number of hours into his new job, has threated to cut or completely scrap all funding for the annual sodomania parade in the town.
So, why did the FIRST MINISTERS of Northern Ireland end up funding a similar parade in Belfast when they claimed to be passionately opposed to it?
Crooks, bandits and thieves…
…and I’m not even talking about people in the papish religion either. I can understand Sinn Fein’s claims…. they’re a bunch of criminals anyway. However, these people below are supposed to be saved men. Preachers of the Gospel, defenders of the faith.
Not content with using the taxpayers money to pay for his offices while lining the pockets of friends, here are a few other things which Pope Paisley has stolen from ‘his people’.
- Expenses for a short stay in a FOUR star hotel in London. (Obviously the pope of the Free P religion is acustomed to luxury and nothing less will do!)
- £3 in expenses for using the in-room minibar at the same hotel. (Poor Pope Paisley must not be earning enough from his numerous sources of income to pay for snacks!)
Pope Paisley jnr has also become very acustomed to luxury it seems as he used YOUR money to pay for:
- an office chair costing £950.
- a £600 mahogany set of drawers.
Willie McCrea must like his food and furniture too! The ‘gospel singer’ claimed for:
- £10,000 worth of furniture for his second home in London.
- The maximum £400 food allowance for most of 2005-06.
Those poor, poor men. That ‘rotten system’ forced them to make all those silly expenses claims at the cost of the taxpayer! If only they could pay it bac… oh, wait, they haven’t?
Will the Free Presbyterian religion will excommunicate these theives? I won’t hold my breath.
(By the way, I’ve only mentioned three DUP/’Free P’ crooks here – Dodds, Campbell and Robinson have all had their noses in the trough aswell!)
As sodomy advances…
…the Church sits idle, powerless (and partially unwilling) to stop it.
“Kirk votes to back gay minister”
The question is… how long until an openly gay minister occupies one of the dead pulpits of the main ‘evangelical’ churches within Ulster?
(Notice the word that has been highlighted!)
A little dose of humanism…
Are the Reformed P’s suggesting that…
A. Christ came to ease your pain and grief?
B. There is no pain or grief in the Christian life?
C. Your pain and grief problems can be solved by attending this meeting?
Answers on a postcard!
Fair fa’ ye!
For the love of money…
…is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows. But thou, O man of God, flee these things; and follow after righteousness, godliness, faith, love, patience, meekness.”
1 Timothy 6:10-11
Please Note: This blog was not intended to be politcal, but it’s kinda hard to miss a story like this. The scary thing is…. despite their treachery, lies, deceit and greed, the vast majority of ‘Free P’s’ and Whitewellers will turn out in their numbers to support them in the next election.
No… still not getting it..
Following on from this previous post about the new ‘Evangelistic Campaign’ by the Free Peas…
Specimen A and Specimen B (below) show that the ‘Free P’s’ are still missing the point.
These leaflets are due to be handed out in every ‘Free P’ branch in the next few days.
Now, it’s obvious that great lengths have been gone to; Hurdles have been jumped; Obstacles have been overcome and a tremendous amount of effort has gone into making these world-inspired leaflets.
The document explains, in great detail, how the ‘Free P’s’ will evangelise every corner of this land. Buses, Websites, Billboards. Great! Still need more information… no worries…. you can even get an Information DVD! Hurrah!
There’s a message from Ian Brown, drumming up support. There’s even a message from Pope Paisley II Ron Johnstone, giving his approval!
The leaflet is kind, nice, pleasant, innocent, unoffending, happy, clappy, cheerful, considerate, well-mannered, charming, gentle, attractive and best of all non-challenging! Oh, how the typical comfy ‘Free P’ Christian will love this!
NOT ONCE does this leaflet challenge the Christian to agonise in prayer over their God-forsaken country in which apostasy is rampaging.
NOT ONCE does this leaflet ask the Christian to forsake themselves and take up the cross for the sake of Christ and His Gospel.
NOT ONCE does this leaflet encourage the Christian to fear God, trust and obey His Word and show this devilish world the image of Christ.
It does ask for your money though…
“Let the fires go out in the boiler room of the church and the place will still look smart and clean, but it will be cold. The Prayer Room is the boiler room for its spiritual life.”
Leonard Ravenhill
Wise words from Andrew Bonar
I looked for the Church,
and I found it in the world.
I looked for the world,
and I found it in the Church.
Andrew Bonar
‘Free P’ Gestapo!
A picture of the current crop of ‘Free P’ leaders at their AGM.
This blog was never intended to be political, but I can’t help but post about the political cleansing that seems to be taking place across numerous ‘Free P’ branches.
I had heard of various ‘Free P’ members being executed ‘excommunicated’ a number of months ago – but after hearing some new stories, there appears to be a distinct pattern to this political cleansing. It seems that if you belong to a certain organisation called ‘T.U.V.’ – you will not be tolerated by the ‘Free P’ secret police.
Although the political cleansing affects any ‘Free P’ member who dares to criticise the anti-biblical practices of Pope Paisley and his band of merry men, it seems that special treatment is given to those who support the arch-enemy of the ‘Free P’ politcal wing…. the T.U.V.
I’d love to reveal names of this modern-day ‘Free P’ Gestapo, but then I might fall victim to a Gestapo lawsuit! Instead, I’ve decided that now is the time to play a little cryptic game! Just like my anti-AV buddy, Colin Maxwell, likes to do on his blog…
Clue: Gospel singer, good friends with Billy ‘King Rat’ Wright.
( 7 , 6 ) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Clue: Shares first name with past King of Israel, involved in the annual anti-sodomania protest, despite sounding slightly effeminate.
( 5 , 8 ) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Clue: Shares first name with Husband of Barbie. Works in a place called ‘Bethany’.
( 3 , 7 ) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Clue: Used to work in America, now works in the drug capital of Ulster. Surname sounds like ‘gear’.
( 4 , 5 ) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Clue: Runs a monthly dating service in Randalstown, calls it a ‘youth rally’.
( 6 , 5 ) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
And now for a trickier one…
Clue: Ex-’minister’. Surname is what homeless people do.
( 5, 5 ) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Answers on a postcard!
Fair fa’ ye!
